November 5, 2026
Entertainment

‘Mass Effect: Paragon Lost’ Teaser Review (video)

black female commander shepard
black female commander shepard
Funimation released over the weekend a nine minute teaser trailer of the newest anime addition to the “Mass Effect” franchise, “Mass Effect: Paragon Lost.”  As a prequel to “Mass Effect 3” film, “Mass Effect: Paragon Lost,” follows the early career of Alliance Marine, James Vega – voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr.   There is much excitement surrounding the release, but fans may be disappointed as “Paragon Lost” contains no elements of “Mass Effect” appeal.

Storywise, Vega leads an elite Special Forces squad into battle against a mysterious alien threat known as The Collectors.   Stationed at a colony in a remote star system, Vega and his soldiers must protect the civilians from a ruthless invasion determined to capture the population for unknown purposes.  Sounds great.  But the devil is in the execution.

“Mass Effect: Paragon Lost” is plagued by trite dialog and immature vocalization and phrasing of words.  It plays as if the actors were asked to take on the personas of  doe-eyed, exasperated, in-over-their-head newbies, arrested in their development, rather than mature and experienced soldiers.

More shameful is the  animation.  It looks like manga with no texture or details.  It is also homogenized and Anglo-cized.  Even the Krogan look less like frogs or whatever and more like albino humanoids.   This works to alienate viewers who might be East-Asian, African-American, Black-Hispanic or any other group of color,  making the trailer downright painful to watch.

Like most serious science fiction products, “Mass Effect” appeals to a widely diverse user-group because of its inclusivity.  It allows players to alter their avatars to resemble themselves or anyone/thing they can imagine, changing eye color, skin tone, hair texture, lip fullness, nose structure, etc.  Players avatars can have same-sex romances if players decide.  And players can self-determine outcomes based on individual moral proclivities.  
 “Mass Effect: Paragon Lost” sanitizes this rich universe and replaces it with something even children over the age of 10 will be bored by.

“Mass Effect: Paragon Lost” comes out on Blu-ray and DVD December 28, 2012.  Here’s the trailer:

This is what “Mass Effect: Paragon Lost” should resemble, both in dialog, voicing and animation:

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