We received this message last week from Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, hostess of late night horror film series Movie Macabre, and wanted to share it with you all. Elvira has created her own version of Christine O’Donnell’s now-infamous “I’m not a witch” campaign ad. In the video, the Mistress of the Dark laments the state of late-night television and assures voters that she doesn’t practice witchcraft. She’s just like everyone else, she says, except with bigger b@@bs.
Read her message to America and watch her “campaign ad” below:
“Hello Darlings,
Since Jon Stewart showed my picture last week on his show, comparing me to Christine O’Donnell, I have had no choice but to make my very own paid political announcement. I hope you enjoy it, and unpleasant dreams …
Elvira”
For comparison, check out Christine O’Donnell’s campaign ad: