Former WWE heavyweight champion Hulk Hogan is in the news with a sex-tape that has surfaced online. Gawker has posted the clip after saying it received a copy from an anonymous source.
“Last week, a burned DVD copy of Hulk Hogan having sex with the woman rumored to be Heather Clem (Bubba’s ex-wife), was delivered to us through an anonymous source. They wanted no payment. They wanted no credit. Their only request was that we watch it. So I did—all 30:17 of it—and hyperbole aside, it’s a goddamn masterpiece.
The Hulk Hogan sex tape opens with Hulk Hogan performing oral sex on the woman as she lays on the bed. Then another man’s voice can be heard from inside the room off-camera and both Hulk and the naked woman engage in idle chit-chat with the mystery man. Because the woman closely resembles Mrs. Clem, some have suggested that the voice of the mystery man is, in fact, Bubba the Love Sponge. If this is true, Bubba has no problem sharing his wife with his best friend.
“”You guys do your thing,” this man says. “I’ll be in the office if you need me.””
Here’s more from the The Hulk Hogan sex tape:
“…[ Hulk Hogan ] stands on the side of the bed and the woman scoots up from the pillows and resumes giving the former WWE heavyweight champion of the universe a blowjob. It is a slow, dutiful blowjob and [ Hulk Hogan ] is thrusting himself into her mouth to speed up the process. This goes on for a few minutes and at one point Hulk examines the canopy bed curtains in a way that suggests he’d like to purchase this particular style for his own canopy bed some day. She takes a break. She spits loudly. She resumes for a few seconds, but it appears the spit has worked because Hulk mutters something in a growly sex voice. The woman removes him from her mouth and spins around on the bed like an excited puppy. She stands. They grope each other and stare at each other. “What did you say?” she asks, laughing and tying up her hair in a pony tail. Then they both laugh because there was a miscommunication during the sex act and they don’t want to feel awkward.”
“”You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me,” [ Hulk Hogan ] repeats, but not as sexy as it was the first time, which she didn’t hear. Yes, she does have a rubber. Then we watch Hulk stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you’d find in a child’s lunchbox. [ Hulk Hogan ] hurls his massive body on to the canopy bed and the woman climbs on top, finally, and they begin. There is lots of squealing and moaning from her and she says stuff like, “I want to make you cum” and, “Your dick feels so good inside me”—that sort of thing. There is light spanking from Hulk done to show he supports her efforts and is close to orgasming.”
An attorney for Hulk Hogan told E! Online that the wrestler was taking legal action to make sure no one profited off the Hulk Hogan sex tape, which he said was secretly recorded without his authorization.
Meanwhile, on the same day The Hulk Hogan sex tape appeared, his ex-wife Linda Hogan was arrested around 1 a.m. in Los Angeles for suspicion of driving under the influence, E! Online reports.
A rep said Linda Hogan had a blood-alcohol level of 0.084 (just above California’s 0.08 legal limit), but police would not confirm this.
Linda Hogan was returning home after attending a jewelry function in L.A., her rep said, where she drank a glass of champagne on an empty stomach. Linda was released on $5,000 bail several hours after being booked.